The Guards Top Secret Morale
Booster
(To the melody of the Dads Army
themesong)
(to be sung under your breath)
Who do you think you are
kidding, Colonel Hogan
If you think we guards are dumb
We are the ones making sure there's no escapes
We are the ones keeping Klink's record in place!
So who do you think you are kidding, Colonel Hogan
When you try to put us on!
Monkey business sure may help you brighten up the day
But we make sure to see to it that you are here to stay!
So who do you think you are kidding, Colonel Hogan
If you think that we are dumb!
Who do you think you are
kidding, Colonel Hogan
If you think we guards are dumb
Nothing escapes our German eagle sight
Ja, we see everything, be it day or night!
So who do you think you are kidding, Colonel Hogan
If you think we're eas'ly conned!
Mysteries, emergencies, explosions we don't fear
But you are still a prisoner and we will keep you here!
So who do you think you are kidding, Colonel Hogan?
Mockery's pathetic fun!
Who do you think you are
kidding, Colonel Hogan
If you think we guards are dumb
We are the ones who can order you about
You must obey, even if you call me Kraut!
So who do you think you are kidding, Colonel Hogan?
We're the ones to hold the guns!
You may have the Sergeant eating right out of your hand
It still won't change the fact that you're a prisoner in this camp!
So who do you think you are kidding, Colonel Hogan
Seeing us as stupid Huns!
Who do you think you are
kidding, Colonel Hogan
If you think we guards are dumb
We are the ones handling giant killer dogs
You only deal with one angry little Frog!
So who do you think you are kidding, Colonel Hogan
If you think we're here for fun!
You may have the Kommandant sit up and wag his tail
But thanks to our vigilance all your escapes have failed!
So who do you think you are kidding, Colonel Hogan?
If you think we guards are dumb!
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