Nominations for the Papa Bear Award in the category Best Quote

Nominations for the Papa Bear Award 2010

Best Quote

"After the war? I dunno.

No one should plan for somethin' like that, Andrew, when so much can 'appen between now an' then."

"So you have no idea?"

"What, ya want me ta pick somethin' right now?

Fine…uh…'ow about I move ta the States an' become a ruddy game show host, for all I care."

"You could never do a job like that.

You'd definitely be a great actor, but not a game show host. You haven't got the personality for it."

Said by: Newkirk, Carter & LeBeau

in the story The POW Who Came in from the Cold

(by Deana)

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All those interested in helping out with the surprise "GOODBYE" written in rocks for Col. Hogan,

please see Sgt. Kinch.”

from the story The Stalag 13 Gazette

(by Lizzi0307)

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As Olsen got ready to pull his cords he marvelled at the beauty of the landscape.

How can such a beautiful country lead such a terrible war?

from the story Grandpa, What’s the Strangest Thing That Happened to You During the War?

(by Lizzi0307)

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“Blimey, Carter, you can’t have a good story without a murder in it! It wouldn’t be British!”

Said by: Newkirk

in the story Bedtime Stories for Maniacs

(by 96 Hubbles)

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"Colonel Hoogaan. You are not allowed to steal a plane, kidnap a general and then bomb a refinery!

It is against the rules."

"Hear that fellas? We broke the rules. Schultz, do we get a time-out?"

Said by: Schultz & Hogan

in the story On the Cutting Room Floor

(by snooky-9093)

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“Do me a favour?” he whispered in her ear, placing a chaste kiss against her hair. “For tonight, call me Rob…”

Said by: Hogan

in the story Executions

(by Oboe11)

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“Don’t be ridiculous, Louis. W’o would be crazy enough ta be in two armies at once!? One is bad enough!”

Said by: Newkirk

in the story Grandpa, What’s the Strangest Thing That Happened to You During the War?

(by Lizzi0307)

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"Don't you pass out on me; that's an order."

Said by: Hogan

in the story The POW Who Came in from the Cold

(by Deana)

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From your medic, Sergeant Wilson: Colonel Hogan: if you don’t report for your physical by the end of this week,

I will come after you with a hypodermic needle. You have been warned.

From your medic, Corporal Wilson: Please ignore the previous notice.

Written by: Wilson

in the story The Stalag 13 Gazette

(by snooky-9093)

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“He has taken to calling me Mum.”

“Wot else ‘ave I got to call you?”

“Oh, I don’t know. Maybe Doctor, Sergeant, Wilson, even by my own name Joseph. But not Mum.”

“Well, since you enjoy that name so much, I’ll stick with it…Mum.”

Said by: Wilson & Newkirk

in the story Hope

(by Simone Lyon)

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"He'll be dressed as a Luftwaffe officer. A Captain Schmidt.

The recognition code is: Nice night for a walk, and he's supposed to say in the spring I always take my dog."
"Oh brother. I'll go and...How 'bout it, Newkirk? Feeling up to a little stroll into town?"
"Can I take me dog, sir?"

Said by: Hogan, Kinch & Newkirk

in the story What Price Happiness?

(by Bits and Pieces)

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"Hogan! What happened to this man!"

"Well, sir, he suddenly decided to try escaping,

and we were all so desperate to stop him from probably getting hurt,

that we all pig-piled on top of him…and accidentally hurt him ourselves."

"There will be no more…pig-piling?…in my camp!

If someone attempts escape, they will be sent to the cooler for thirty days! Guards!"

Said by: Klink & Hogan

in the story Guilty until Proven Innocent

(by Deana)

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"I do not think Colonel Hogan will like the way you have written him.

He does not like to cry in front of Germans."

Said by: Schultz

in the story The Pen Is Mightier Than the Klink

(by LJ Groundwater)

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"I know nothing!"

"I know you know nothing, that's why I never ask you if you know anything,

because I know you always know nothing!"

"I know..."

"You said you know nothing!"

"I do, I do know nothing!"

"So how do you know, if you know nothing?"

"Oh, no, herr Kommandant, I said I know as in I know you know that I know nothing."

Said by: Schultz & Klink

in the story Ice Capades

(by Seymour Butz)

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"I like to make hot chocolate in test tubes, makes it feel more scientific!"

Said by: Carter

in the story Ice Capades

(by Seymour Butz)

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"I'm at your disposal twenty-four hours a day, Kommandant. Except for weekends and holidays."
"Why not weekends and holidays, Colonel Hogan?"
"The Geneva Convention says prisoners are only allowed to work five days a week

with weekends and holidays off for recuperation from the five day week."

Said by: Hogan & Schultz

in the story The Fragging

(by ColHogan)

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"I mean, isn't what's good for the duck good for the goose?"

"It's what's good for the goose is good for the gander, Carter."

Said by: Carter & Hogan

in the story Addiction

(by ColHogan)

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"I´m sorry, Colonel. I may be a walking encyclopedia, but I do not have the power of clairvoyance.

If I had, I´m pretty sure I wouldn´t be here."

Said by: Kinch

in the story The Mystery of the Love-Struck Corporal

(by konarciq)

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"I need something to blow up."

Said by: Carter

in the story I Have a Little Dreidel

(by snooky-9093)

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Katinka made no protest about his hand on her leg.

She couldn’t, Oskar was too busy controlling the nausea he felt as this monster pawed him.

Wolfgang looked at her face, calm and angelic in the pale moonlight.

Encouraged, his hand continued up her leg and under her skirt.

He felt the top edge of her nylon stocking, the warmth of her flesh, the spongy…

What was this! Jingle bells on a string!

from the story The Many Deaths of Wolfgang Hochstetter

(by Robin Margolin)

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Klink was a simple man who wasn’t the type to hold a grudge, for which Hogan was grateful somehow.

He wouldn’t have thought Klink’s feelings meant so much to him.

from the story Executions

(by Oboe11)

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“Kommandant, I protest.

This is in direct violation of the Geneva Convention: Article 12, Section 3, Subsection 8, Paragraph 2.

No prisoners should be forced to participate in an orchestration of Hitler’s favorite composer."

Said by: Hogan

in the story Dreams

(by snooky-9093)

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"Look, fellas…why don't ya just let me go?

No 'ard feelin's that ya shot me, I'll just go on me merry way…"
Said by: Newkirk

in the story Guilty until Proven Innocent

(by Deana)

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“Look, trust me on this, keep your hands and money away from ol’ Newkirk and his cards.

You’ll survive the war better that way.”

Said by: LeBeau

in the story Grandpa, What’s the Strangest Thing That Happened to You During the War?

(by Lizzi0307)

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"Oh, one more thing."

"Yes, Colonel?"

"No more dates for you… You're grounded."

Said by: Hogan & Newkirk

in the story General Trouble

(by Bits and Pieces)

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"Oh, Newkirk, please don't leave me."

"I'm not goin' anywhere, sir.

But we're goin' to 'ave to lay some ground rules, 'ere.

Tell you what, you can 'ang onto me if it'll keep you from cryin',

but if you try anythin' – and I mean, anythin' –

I won't 'esitate to knock you flat on your arse, officer or no! Got it?"

"Okay, Newkirk, I'll do anything you say, I promise!"

"That's all I ask."

Said by: Hogan & Newkirk

in the story Love Potion Number Thirteen

(by Bits and Pieces)

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"Sheeze, marry a Swedish guy and everyone jumps to conclusions..."

Said by: Deona Lindholm

in the story Fanfic Court, Part 2B: the Trial Continues

(by Deona Lindholm)

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Sleep went AWOL for the rest of the night.

in the story Executions

(by oboe11)

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"Someone is trying to attack the Gestapo."
"And you've come here to make sure you're out of the line of fire?

That's a smart move, Major. You don't want to get caught in the crossfire.

Mind you, to some, that could smack of cowardice.

But I'd never say that, no, sir."
Said by: Hochstetter & Hogan

in the story For My Country, From My Soul

(by LJ Groundwater)

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"So, since I was the first person 'e saw when 'e woke up,

I'm the one 'e fell in love with, is that what you're tellin' me?"

"That's correct."

"Well then, 'ow do you make it stop?"

Said by: Newkirk & Dr. Vogel

in the story Love Potion Number Thirteen

(by Bits and Pieces)

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“Tiger, are you back here?”

Hogan’s voice rang out through the tunnel as he rounded the bend and stopped dead in his tracks.

Marya and Tiger looked like circling hyenas, and he felt like a deer caught their headlights.

He so didn’t want to be the one walking in on this scene.

Why hadn’t roll call lasted longer, he thought.

“Ladies, I see you’ve met,” he said with a forced smile.

from the story Brothers in Arms, Two of a Kind

(by Jennaya)

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"Wait! Oh my god! I'm wearing a bikini!"

Said by: waikiki23

in the story Waikiki’s Testimony

(by waikiki23)

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"Wembley, I've got close to 800 men trying to get out of Germany. Get me some help!"
"Colonel, I sympathize with you, but your orders were..."
"I don't give a damn about the orders; get them some help!

I'll take the responsibility. I'll turn myself in. Court martial me if you have to, just get them out!"

Said by: Hogan & Wembley

in the story He Who Saves a Single Life, Saves the Entire World

(by snooky-9093)

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"What was that?"
"Doorbell."
"What doorbell? Colonel Hogan, there are no doorbells in prisoner-of-war camps."

Said by: Schultz & Hogan

in the story Hogan’s Journey

(by ColHogan)

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“You adapt to something, even something as bad as this

and then all of a sudden you know it’s gonna change and you don’t know what you’re going back to,