A Mission That Could Not Be Done

(The Twelve Days of Christmas)

Have you ever thought about how dependent the guys are on London's supply drops?

Here is the story of one particular Christmas mission
that simply could not be done without a certain key ingredient.

On the first night of Christmas, the Allies sent to me
A mission that could not be done

On the 2nd night of Christmas, the Allies sent to me
Two rolls of film
But the mission still couldn't be done

On the 3rd night of Christmas, the Allies sent to me
Three radio parts
Two rolls of film
But the mission still couldn't be done

On the 4th night of Christmas, the Allies sent to me
Four kilo food
Three radio parts
Two rolls of film
But the mission still couldn't be done

On the 5th night of Christmas, the Allies sent to me
Five female spies
Four kilo food
Three radio parts
Two rolls of film
But the mission still couldn't be done

On the 6th night of Christmas, the Allies sent to me
Six Nazi outfits
Five female spies
Four kilo food
Three radio parts
Two rolls of film
But the mission still couldn't be done

On the 7th night of Christmas, the Allies sent to me
Seven detonators
Six Nazi outfits
Five female spies
Four kilo food
Three radio parts
Two rolls of film
But the mission still couldn't be done

On the 8th night of Christmas, the Allies sent to me
Eight firecrackers
Seven detonators
Six Nazi outfits
Five female spies
Four kilo food
Three radio parts
Two rolls of film
But the mission still couldn't be done

On the 9th night of Christmas, the Allies sent to me
Nine fake moustaches
Eight firecrackers
Seven detonators
Six Nazi outfits
Five female spies
Four kilo food
Three radio parts
Two rolls of film
But the mission still couldn't be done

On the 10th night of Christmas, the Allies sent to me
Ten thousand Marks
Nine fake moustaches
Eight firecrackers
Seven detonators
Six Nazi outfits
Five female spies
Four kilo food
Three radio parts
Two rolls of film
But the mission still couldn't be done

On the 11th night of Christmas, the Allies sent to me
Eleven pounds of coffee
Ten thousand Marks
Nine fake moustaches
Eight firecrackers
Seven detonators
Six Nazi outfits
Five female spies
Four kilo food
Three radio parts
Two rolls of film
But the mission still couldn't be done

On the 12th night of Christmas, the Allies sent to me
Twelve chocolate bars
Eleven pounds of coffee
Ten thousand Marks
Nine fake moustaches
Eight firecrackers
Seven detonators
Six Nazi outfits
Five female spies
Four kilo food
Three radio parts
Two rolls of film
And the mission got finally done

And the mission got finally do-o-o-o-one!

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