Hoganīs Heroes Songbook
A Concept Unknown new!
R-E-S-T. Just four little letters.
You don't even need money to get it, and the
black market will never make a profit on it.
But for our boys in Stalag 13, it's rationed
more severely than women...
To the melody of Rust is een Zeldzame Zaak (youtube link included)
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A Mission That Could Not Be Done
Have you ever thought about how dependent the
guys are on London's supply drops?
Here is the story of one particular Christmas
mission,
that simply could not be done without a
certain key ingredient.
To the melody of The Twelve Days of Christmas
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Kinch,
Garth and Baker were in a creative mood one night,
and
decided to poke some fun at their friends and enemies.
To
the melody of the negro spiritual I Got
Shoes
Winner of the 2010 Bronze Papa Bear Award for the Best Poem or
Songfic
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When it comes to the sabotage in the area,
Schultz knows nothing,
Hochstetter knows something,
and Klink knows best!
To the melody of Do You Hear What I Hear?
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Dreaming of a Green Christmas new!
When youve been stuck in a perpetual winter
for years,
the idea of a white Christmas may have lost
its appeal...
To the melody of Dreaming of a White Christmas
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The
Alternative Lyrics
Winner
of the 2009 Gold Papa Bear Award for Best Poem or Songfic
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Is It Really Christmas Time at All?
Nothing can be further away from the true
Christmas spirit than civilian life in Nazi Germany...
To the melody of Do They Know Its Christmas?
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Le Chef du Stalag 13 new!
Haute
cuisine doesnt always get the reception it deserves...
To the melody of Bovenop de Eiffeltoren (youtube link included)
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A
little flattery goes a long way...
To the melody of Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition
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A
poem of peace, by Hans Schultz
Winner
of the 2010 Silver Papa Bear Award for Best Poem or Songfic
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...and
Newkirk is in love...
To
the melody of Ten Green Bottles
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Kommandant Klink was in a truly jubilant mood this morning.
But it didn't last long when Newkirk came along and offered to
help him shave...
A
story-song based on Dorus Figaro Parodie
(youtube link included)
Winner of the 2013 Bronze Papa Bear Award for the Best Poem or
Songfic
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Our demolition expert is always ready when something needs to be
blown up.
But even he has his price!
To the melody of I Have a
Little Dreidel
Winner of the 2012 Silver Papa Bear Award for the Best Poem or
Songfic
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The Guards Top Secret Morale Booster new!
So
who do you think you are kidding, Colonel Hogan?
To
the melody of the Dads Army
themesong
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Walking a post on a cold, cold night,
there is only one person to turn to for some
much needed relief:
the little Strudel boy!
To the melody of The Little Drummer Boy
Winner of the 2012 Bronze Papa Bear Award for the Best Poem or
Songfic
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Theres an Owl in the Chimney new!
Hogan
and LeBeau agree: talking Schultz into a corner is always fun.
Warning:
beware of earworms!
To
the melody of Theres a Hole in the
Bucket
Winner of the 2013 Silver Papa Bear Award for the Best Poem or
Songfic
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The
prayer of an unknown camp guard
To
the melody of Lili Marlene
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